The Principal's Office

[tailor_made]

The door to the principal’s office is open at all hours, although you will only find Hester at the receptionist’s desk from 8:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. This is primarily where you can have private conversations with her. Though there’s an actual office in the back, it is always closed and locked.

Comments

[tailor_made]

Nnnooooo, it's- honestly not important. [Gently pushes the fourth wall back up.] Are they hungry? I'll bet they're hungry after living in a vending machine. I might have something in here for them...

[Excuse her while she digs through her numerous desk drawers, Angus.]

[mcfife]

We've been feeding them fruits and vegetables from the kitchen. [Is that the right way to do this?] But the question was...can we set them free from this prison?

[tailor_made]

Oh, that should be fine then. [Probably??] But I don't think that's a very good idea, Angus. They're not native to this area, they'd just get carried off by birds or eaten by deer.

[mcfife]

Then where do you get so many? It has been only a few weeks, yet the terrarium is getting full.

[tailor_made]

The good news is you have a... [She does some quick mental math, silently counting on her fingers.] One in one hundred and thirty-three shot of getting another one. Or maybe someone else has one they'll give you. I've heard yard sards are very popular for trading.

[As for where they came from...] I just assumed they were a magical manifestation. They're real lizards, obviously, just magically manifested here.

[mcfife]

[What on Earth is a yard sard? A bartering spell?]

So they were taken from their habitat, but they are not familiars. [He thinks he gets it.] Is that where The Wizard gets everything from those machines?

[tailor_made]

Yes, exactly! [She smiles.] Sort of, yes. Most of it is just stray bits and bobs from other worlds, things that are recognizable but not necessarily belonging to anyone here.

But I'm sure you've noticed a lot of your things are in there as well.

[mcfife]

...Yes.

The Knife of Evil.

Are you familiar with the artifact?

[tailor_made]

I know enough. Why?

[mcfife]

Do you have the original?

...Is there a reason why you only gave me a replica?

[tailor_made]

No, we don't have it. The original is long gone at this point. That's why you just have a rubber replica.

[mcfife]

Oh, good. [Finally. He can relax. But-]

What do you mean, "long gone?"

[tailor_made]

What I said. It lost it's magic and then the blade was disposed of some time later.

[mcfife]

Yes, but I last saw it less than two weeks ago when it was being used in a ritual. Did it lose its magic then?